Via Andrew Sullivan comes this ridiculous video:

I’m a little hard pressed to find the words to describe this ridiculousness myself, so I thought I’d call in our resident expert on Christianity, Jesus Christ.

Heretical Ideas: Well, Jesus, it’s great to have you back. Now that you’ve had a chance to watch this video, what’s your comment on its interpretations of your teachings?

Jesus: Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.

HI: Well, I guess I can’t argue with that. Thanks for the comment.