Looks like we really will be dominated by apes–and maybe sooner than we think.
In a capital city where cows roam the streets and elephants plod along in the bus lanes, it’s no surprise to find government buildings overrun with monkeys.But the officials who work there are fed up. They’ve been bitten, robbed and otherwise tormented by monkeys that ransack files, bring down power lines, screech at visitors and bang on office windows.
The Supreme Court has stepped in, decreeing that New Delhi should be a monkey-free city after citizens filed a lawsuit demanding protection from the animals.
Damn dirty apes!
Filed Under: That's just bloody weird..., on 11-03-03
We have very similar problem in the US. The screeching, the noise, the very stench of their existence permeates our great country. Like India the solution to the problem is very difficult, you can’t relocate them because no one wants them, they have more than enough of their own. Extermination would help, but again like India our culture does not permit such an extreme solution. So I’m afraid we are just stuck with all the Liberals in our country.